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Jesus Christ and I

by Ryan Holmberg

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Jesus Christ and I went to the mall
we hung out with some friends
and we bought a pair of jeans for him
Jesus Christ and I went to the mall

Jesus Christ and I got kind of bored
Jesus and I ding dong ditched a door
they said they'd call the cops if we did not get off their lawn
Jesus and I ding dong ditched a door

Jesus and I took a trip to hell
the devil said "Oh, Jesus Christ. What the hell are you doing in hell?"
"as for Ryan Holmberg, I'll see you again."

Jesus Christ and I drank alcohol
Jesus and I woke up in a bathroom stall
God, that hangover was bad
cheap whiskey was all we had
I'm pretty sure
Jesus Christ and I drank alcohol

Jesus Christ and I got in a fight
I kicked him in the shin and he said
"for that you're going to burn in hell forever."
Jesus Christ and I got in a fight
I wouldn't be surprised if he were right
that's what you can expect from Jesus Christ
that God damn son of God, Jesus Christ

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released August 3, 2014

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